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Is It Okay To Purchase Your Wife A Roomba For Xmas?

Mittwoch, Dezember 11th, 2019

Is It Okay To Purchase Your Wife A Roomba For Xmas?

My family and I sat inside our particular seats, suffering a barrage of holiday commercials whenever Santa unexpectedly showed up from the TV, gushing over some state-of-the-art vacuum that, relating to him, ended up being the right Christmas time gift.

“We require a vacuum that is new” my wife said.

“Great,” I responded. “i would like some more gift suggestions for you personally.”

“You’re not receiving me personally that for Christmas time,” she said.

“It violates ‘The Rule.’”

Oh, yes, The Rule. A decree that, if our wedding had been a written agreement used by legal counsel, would read the following:

Those cool little omelet flippers, and even diamond encrusted porn hub com, decorative lamps under no circumstances will husband present wife at Christmas with ANY product containing an electrical cord, including, but not limited to: vacuums, hair dryers, blenders. Violation of said guideline can lead to instant return of gift to offending retail establishment and short-term disruption of interaction, herein known as the ‘silent therapy.’

Incidentally, The Rule will not affect her when shopping for my vacation wish list. I would never know how delicious a fruit and kale smoothie tastes every morning if it did, that shiny NutriBullet wouldn’t have been under the tree last Christmas, and. (mehr …)